Feb 3, 2012

Don’t Jump to Conclusions

God qualifies whom He calls

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. 

 Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :

 “Hi Darling”, he says,

 “Your parents have come to  visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them”.

Jacob was a cheater,

Peter had a temper,

 David had an affair,

 Noah got drunk,

 Jonah ran away from God ,

Paul was a murderer,

Gideon was insecure,

Miriam was gossiper,

  Martha was a nerve wreck,

 Thomas was a doubter,

  Sarah was impatient,

 Elijah was depressed,

Moses stuttered,

Zacchaeus was short,

Abraham was old  and

  Lazarus was dead.
God does not call the qualified, He  qualifies the called.

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